List 1 - Things I loved about today:
1. Seeing the scale move down - means more chicka and less chunka .. no happy dancing as was too tired and had a sore ear (see list 2)
2. Having coffee with a good friend who has just got back from Europe and hearing about her adventures .. biatch went to Amsterdam and DIDNT go to a cafe .. thats like buying a cake and throwing it in the bin
3. C's text message - I could tell you what it said but then I would have to kill you
4. Watching a movie while Amy played Nintendo DS next to me and every time her Role Play character had to jump so did her foot right up my armpit
5. My bank account did not look nearly as bad as I thought it would post holidays once I loaded up my netbank and pried my fingers from my eyes
6. I got to eat HIGH calories today which equalled hommus and low carb bread with vegemite
7. I dragged my sore ear to the gym and stuck to my gym schedule even though I was tired and evil and secretly wished that really annoying new gym instructor chick would accidentally do something that welded her whiney cake-hole shut
8. I executed all my lifts with excellent form, concentrating on each and every rep and the muscle group I was supposed to be working
9. C got home a bit early and we proceeded to have an entire conversation using only the sound effects from Age Of Empires I - sad yet proud are we geeks of G
List 2 - Things I Didn't Love About Today:
1. I slept like crap last night because my muscles were flipping me the bird after three days of effective lifting
2. When I did sleep my stupid ears kept crumpling up and I would wake up with THE sores wiggies on the face of the planet
3. I didn't do enough cardio because I was munted from my sprints yesterday
4. My foxtel magazine still didn't come
5. I have been freezing all day apart from the hour I spent working out - I'm going to get myself a digital thermometer tomorrow and look at my temps because my feet are so cold they get damp inside my explorer socks
6. Annoying gym instructor chick was at the gym .. Really I shouldn't be surprised, but I keep praying to the cosmos for a parallel universe where she isn't in my day - evidence of my persistant nature and devotion to being pleasant in the face of cold hard reality
7. My cat, while laying peacefully next to me abruptly sat up and licked his butt ..... and then accidentally swiped that same tongue along my bare leg
8. I really wanted a McChicken but had hommus and vegemite toast instead
Beware the butt licking cat on sore-wiggy day, it heralds non-arrival of the Fox magazine - but fear not for there will always be hommus and vegemite ... aeee oii oii, aeee oii oii .. nu nu nuuuuuu
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