"Holy Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just opened mine eyes, and lo! I have not
updated this since long before Shakespeare wast a boy... You would not
believe my anguish at my misdoings. Dudes!.
I am lost in a sea
of pseudo-olde-english with a weight-lifting regime, being distracted
by the shiny, and just generally being the life of the party to anyone
unfortunate to cross my path, my day seems to involve the authorities
from the moment my children manage to unlock my bedroom door and use me
as a jumping castle, to me begging said kids to go to sleep at the end of the day or so help me
God they will be decorating my wall, 'Duct tape still life'. I am
looking at rectifying this. maybe tomorrow.
I hope that one day
I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a
chance. No, really! The Piccaninnies say I have to!"
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